Gnomeregan Forever
06.01.13 - The Mogu may have hid their treasures away in Mogushan Vaults, but that didnt stop our tiny team of safe crackers. The Gnomes of G4 were determined to tackle current content for the first time. Some didnt think we could do it, and thought we'd end up as collateral damage. But we showed them those bosses werent too big to fail. We dropped them like interest rates on a sub-prime loan! Congratulations Gnomes! We're still not done with MSV 10-Gnome Normal though. Still four bosses left that would like nothing more than to compound our interest. Think we can do it?? Bank on it!
04.28.13 - It was a lazy Sunday afternoon, just right for a siesta in the ole hammock. But some Gnomes just dont know when to quit, and Kipfirelord seems to be one of them! While everyone else was taking it slow, he swooped down to Booty Bay and stole the First Prize from some of the best fishermen on Azeroth in the weekly derby! In addition to the Master Angler of Azeroth achievement, he also picked up a nice Heirloom Ring! So next time youre lazing around on a Sunday afternoon, grab your pole and hustle down to Booty Bay, you just might get lucky!
03.10.13 - March wasnt the only thing that came in like a lion last week! Patch 5.2: The Thunder King hit the realm like a prehistoric garbage truck! Not only bringing with it new content, but balance changes to every class, and changes to the game, some popular, and some not. It even rendered the realm unplayable for hours! If you havent read the patch notes yet, I recommend you do so. What you dont know could hurt...a LOT!
Last night the Gnomes of G4 launched a scientific expedition to the Isle of Giants! There we explored the island and battled mighty dinosaurs, Zandalari Dinomancers and Horde NPC's. We even picked up quite a few new battle pets! We'll definitely have to schedule a return visit!
02.16.13 - Holy 'Chieve spam Batgnome! Gnomeregan Forever has been continuing to rack up an impressive number of guild achievements. So many in fact that Guildox currently ranks us as the 26th highest ranking guild on Wyrmrest Accord based on Achievement Points. So I'd like to congratulate and thank all of you for your tireless efforts on behalf of the guild! How high might we climb? Well that kinda depends on you. How hard are you willing to work to get there?
02.08.13 - Oh BOI! Friday night we invited a few of our friends in <The Brotherhood of Iron> (TBoI) to join us on Retro Raid Night as we took on Naxxramas 25-Gnome. A great many achievements were had, as well as a lot of fun! G4 has been friends with the stalwart Dwarves of TBoI for our entire history. These kin of the earth can hold their own in RP, PvE and PvP, so keep them in mind when youre looking to fill groups. And when you see one of their members, be sure to fire off a snappy salute to our (slightly) taller comrades in arms!
02.03.13 - It was just a typical guild meeting, or so it seemed. But Forbs had a couple of tricks up her purple sleeve. In honor of Lunar Festival, she led us to the watery lair of the giant two headed dog of legend: Omen! Buffed to level 90, he had a bone to pick with us! The fight was a little RUFF! But armed with rolled up copies of the Sunday Times G4 showed him how to Roll Over and Play Dead! Just goes to show that Gnomes can teach an old dog new tricks! And if you havent been to a guild meeting lately, you never know what you might be missing.
02.02.13 - Leaping leprechauns! G4 member Cadabra is one lucky Gnome! She ran Molten Core the other day, and picked up not just one but BOTH bindings for Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker on the SAME run!! Now MC has always been good to us Gnomes, but thats almost unheard of even for us! But Cad wasnt done there! She then went into Tempest Keep and walked away with the highly coveted Ashes of Al'ar phoenix mount! So the next time you see Cadabra, rub her head for luck, and then go punch your favorite boss! Because you never know when its going to be YOUR lucky day!
01.31.13 - Congratulations going out to Aizi who has become our latest Legendary Gnome! He picked up his second binding the other day and is now the proud wielder of Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Trade Spammer! But his luck didnt stop there! On last night's Retro Raid Night, his Priest: Dustie picked up G4's first shard of Val'anyr, Hammer of Ancient Kings, making Dustie our designated Val'anyr Shard Pickerupper in all Ulduar runs in which he is present! Well done Aizi!
01.21.13 - The Panda's are here! The inscruitable east met the technology driven west in a fun culture clash RP event Monday night! G4 hosted a guided tour of Tinkertown and Gnomeregan for members of the Jadepaw Dynasty guild, and some of their friends. I think both sides were left scratching their heads at times, but hopefully everyone came away with a little better understanding their new allies, and a new committment to more fun RP in the future!
01.16.13 - Thursday Rumby hosted "Gnew Gnome Gnight!" and it was a rousing success once everyone decided on a spec that is. Ten ingenious little heroes banded together intent upon leveling together. How far they will make it is anyone's guess, but one thing is for sure...when that many Gnomes team up, the Troggs dont stand a chance! There is still time for you to join in the fun though! Check out the event post on the forums for details.
01.12.13 - Chalk up another one for the dinky dynamos of Gnomeregan Forever! On Saturday we entered Dragon Soul for a rematch with Deathwing. But this time we played Picasso and put him on the canvas! Congratulations to everyone who took part in this offensive: Gizmoto, Footstorm, Brixee, Coggling, Tridyna, Shyndelle, Bellamy, Gizzywig, Nybble, Lyeli, and Weks!
01.01.13 - Happy Gnome Year! Wow and what a year its been! So much fun RP. So many Raid victories. So many achievements! And then there was the Ding Heard Round The World! And we've added so many hard working and creative Gnomes to the guild that I'm confident in predicting that this year will be even more exciting! Lets make 2013 the Year of the Gnome! And from all of us here at G4 to you and yours...best wishes for a happy and prosperous new year!
12.22.12 - I hope youve all been good little Gnomes, because its that most wonderful time of the year: Winter Veil! Time for snowball fights and reindeer rides, caroling and presents, and of course weapons grade fruit cakes from Smokeywood Pastures! Remember that G4 will be having a holiday party on the 30th. We'll be exchanging secret santa gifts and other fun things. Hope to see you there! And on behalf of Gnomeregan Forever I'd like to wish everyone a very merry holiday season. And in the words of a very famous Gnome...Light bless us every one!
12.10.12 - Woot! We're famous again, if only for a little while. I was so proud of you gnomes after our 10-Gnome Normal Firelands guild run that I included a link to the screenie I took in a post I made on the General community forums. For the second time a community manager, Crithto this time, popped in to say how awesome the shot was! This led to the post being mirrored on Blue Trackers including MMO Champion, and as a result we got a whole bunch of new applicants to the guild. So enjoy your 15 minutes people! Then get back to work
12.08.12 - They knew it wouldnt be easy, but on Saturday G4's sawed-off smoke jumpers ventured into the Firelands intending to stamp out the Firelord Ragnaros. Sparks weren't the only things that flew during that fight! But when it was all over it was the Gnomes who were looking down at their adversaries.
Want to test your mettle against the fiercest foes for the glory of Gnomeregan? Get geared, get online Saturday nights, and get ready to rumble!
11.24.12 - As you may have noticed, the Gnomes of G4 are not resting on their laurels. They are continuing to push their limits in PvE content! As a result we earned the Glory of the Cataclysm Raider achievement this week! That means that these beautiful Dark Phoenix flying mounts are now available to our members from any Guild Vendor! If you havent already done so, go pick one up. You deserve it! And as a reminder, we need brave Gnomes like YOU to join us as we cut raid bosses down to size for the glory of Gnomeregan! Talk to Lt. Brixee to sign up!
11.24.12 - The Gnomes of G4 continued their tiny reign of terror among the Cataclysm raid bosses by taking the fight this week to none other than our old nemesis Nefarian from Blackwing Lair. Resurrected by Deathwing he was up to his old tricks in Blackwing Descent, aided and abetted by another familiar face: Onyxia! But the family that plots together, dies together (at least when Gnomes catch up to them). This was our first Blackwing Descent 10-Gnome Normal victory and secured for us the Blackwing Descent Guild Run achievement! Congratulations to our strike team of: Brixee, Gizmoto, Footstorm, Weks, Tima, Brezza, Frazzelz, Glitterspaz, Gizzywig, and Forbidra for a job well done!
11.21.12 - Its raining achievements! Well it almost seems that way, as the Gnomes of G4 keep racking up achieves great and small. You told us you'd like to see greater emphasis on both personal and guild achievements this year and we intend to deliver! One great way you can help is to be online on Fridays at 6PM for Retro Raid Night! We have fun chatting in vent and clearing older raids and dungeons! Its a great way to fill in your missing achievements and maybe pick up a spiffy new mount, transmog piece, or maybe even a Legendary weapon! See you there!
11.19.12 - Our intrepid researchers braved Horde attacks and food fights at the Bountiful Tables last week to interview Tall Folk, in an effort to document the origins of the Pilgrims Bounty holiday traditions! And we had a lot of fun doing it! One of our primary goals this year is to increase both the quantity and the quality of our RP as a guild. But we cant do it without YOU! Lt Siosil has been hosting weekly RP events. Watch for them on your calendar, and get involved!
11.18.12 - You told us you wanted more RP interaction with other guilds, and youre going to get it it! Gnomeregan Forever has made a tentative pact with other racial guilds including: Thunderwing Clan, Sentinel, Silverwing Sentinels and others. The goal is to organize RP, and occasionally RP-PvP events that will allow you to fight alongside our allies against Horde aggression! Watch your calendar for events, and get ready to rruummbbllee!!
11.17.12 - Another week, and another raid achievement! This time our tiny terrors turned out the lights in the Bastion of Twilight 10-Gnome Normal, another guild first voctory! This means we add The Bastion of Twilight Guild Run Achievement to our credit.
So if youre serious about cutting the biggest bad guys anywhere down to size for the glory of Gnomeregan...Sign Up, Gear Up, Study Up, and get ready to Tear It Up on Raid Night! Gnome Powah!!
11.10.12 - Another boss bites the dust! Saturday after the weekly guild meeting, G4's miniature meteorologists predicted clear skies, and breezed into Throne of the Four Winds! When the dust had settled Al'Akir the Windlord had been banished utterly at the hands of Gnomes! This was Gnomeregan Forever's first Throne of the Four Winds 10-Gnome Normal victory securing for us the Throne of the Four Winds Guild Run achievement.
Grats to all our shrimpy storm chasers: Jinkilie, Gizmoto, Gizzywig, Weks, Zephilia, Frazzlez, Glitterspazz, Coggens, Rhialah, and Forbidra for a job well done!
11.09.12 - Well I mentioned last week that we didnt get lucky, but the luck of the Gnomes cant be suppressed for long! Last night we ran the Mount Hyjal raid and cut Archi down to size. Looking for an encore we ran Black Temple and when Illidan hit the deck, what to our wondering eys should appear but the matching Warglaive Tridyna needed to complete her set! Securing for her the Warglaives of Azinoth Achievement, and the Warglaives of Azzinoth - Guild Edition Achievement for Gnomeregan Forever! Congratulations Tridyna on becoming our latest Legendary Gnome! And if youve been skipping Friday Nights, you just might be missing out on a Legendary...or TWO!
