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Binthony Wheelmatch

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Online: over 6 years ago
Joined: Mar 18, 2016
Nick Name: Binny
Gender: Male
Country: United States of America
State/Province: Iowa
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"I am the very model of a modern Gnomish general,
I've information magical, mathematical and mineral,
I've known the Queen of Stormwind and can cite maters historical,
From hearthstones to the dragon spawn in order categorical.
In fact, I write my washing bills in old elven cuneiform.
I'll tell you every detail sewn on old Muradin's uniform.
The skills and builds of warfare are essential to my strategy,
You'll say a better Gnomish general has never sat-a-gee,
For when you know the habits of the Orc and of the Humans,
When you can tell at sight a Tiras from an Dalaranian,
You'll know my martial knowledge, quite extensive and still myriad,
Myriad...myriad...myriad...ah!
Has only been updated for the interregnum period!
But still in matters magical, mathematical, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Gnomish general!"